RECALL NOTICE

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a
serious defect in the primary and central component of
the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype
units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the
reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential
Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as
S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The
Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for
this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair
and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect.
The Repair Technician, Jesus, has
most generously offered to bear the entire burden of
the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN
through the
REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,
Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or
small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic
Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details
on the use of these
fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit
without correction voids any manufacturer warranties,
exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous
to list and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this
recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.
The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven
so as to prevent contamination
of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

I Bless,
-GOD

Please assist where possible by notifying others of
this important recall notice, and you may contact the
Father any time by "kneemail".

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